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How to cuddle..

kari-shma:

Present posted the how to cuddle for girls.. but I found the how to cuddle for boys a lot more amusing.. so here it is. (the bold parts are the one I find very funny)

Boys:

1. Ask your partner if they want to cuddle first. Put on a movie or something to keep them interested.
2. Make sure your breath smells good. Bad breath is a turn-off when you are several inches away from your cuddle’s face.
3. Breathe through your nose, not your mouth.
4. Wrap your arms around your partner, as if trying to keep her warm and keep her close.
5. Run your hands up and down her arm, or draw circles with your thumb. Do this gently, caressing her.
6. Take your hand and rub it gently along her face, be careful not to poke her in the eye.
7. Squeeze all of your affection into her, but don’t suffocate her. Just hold her tightly and make her feel wanted.
8. Nuzzle her neck, head, shoulders. Don’t get creepy or act like an animal, just be loving and warm.
9. If you’re at the kissing stage, peck her neck and the tips of her ears gently, or just breathe softly on her neck or ears.
10. Tickle her gently. Put your hands around her waist.
11. Stroke her hair softly.
12. Lightly run your hand up and down her leg, making sure to stay within her comfort zone.
13. It can go both ways. Lay your head against her shoulder.
14. If it’s cold outside, lend her your jacket and hug her. But don’t force her to wear your jacket.
15. Be nice.

Source <— if you do click the source.. make sure you watch the video. it is hilarious.

PS: make sure not to poke us in the eye. hahaha.

 Great find!